I'm almost a vegetarian**.
I'm quite lazy***.
I love Jesus****.
Those are the basics. Stay tuned for more exciting(ish) developments.
*Female, just in case you were wondering.
**I'm also poor so rather than throw away the almost full bag of frozen chicken from Costco, I'm finishing it off.
***Maybe someday I'll show you Mt. St. Laundry that lives in my guest room. Maybe not.
****Christ, not the Mexican dude next door.